I Like How I Toldy Dad An Agender Joke "agender Is Spelled With A Gender, The Complete Opposite" But

You open the small bag of tapes, they bump into each other creating small clanks of noise. “You mind if I play a tape?” you ask. “Sure, go ahead.” I reply. You flip though the tapes; each title tells what songs it contains like “Alec Benjamin” or “Love Songs”. As you flip a tape a title catches your eye, “The Jams” it reads, your curiosity gets the bets of you and you take it from its space among the others. “You choose a tape yet?” you hear me call. “Yeah I chose “The Jams”.” you reply. “That's a great tape.”. ‘What songs it holds,’ you wonder as you place the tape in the player and click it close. After a moment the music begins; it’s a familiar song yet you didn't believe it was my taste of music. It’s to late to go back as the lyrics begin. “Getting bored of Walls 2, I should find a new minigame,” your being fills with dread as you look over to me in bafflement. All you see is a mischievous, smug smile splayed on my face.  It becomes clear what kind of “Jams” this tape will play. You know the rule, and at this moment it laughs at you in mockery: “Once a tape is chosen and started there is no changing it, until it is over.”. 

Oh to be a dead wasp on the sidewalk in the summer heat

My dad: *taking time out of his day to listen to me rant about minecraft youtubers and show him cool videos about said minecraft youtubers*

Me: :)

I will go to a gluten free place for you

I will find options of how we can do things together

And not have to worry about things like limits

Teacher: dont leave the Google meet till ur done with ur quiz

Me *who did it before class even started*: ight imma head out

Universe made me short cuz if I was tall if be a bigger threat to society

HaVe U been ever stabbed by ur own bread

My new tick made me hit my ear on my shoulder and now I hurt

The construct of time is slipping away from me