Layla: I Couldn’t Be So Drunk...

Layla: I couldn’t be so drunk...

Musa: You were hugging Nabu.

Layla: So?

Musa: And you were yelling "hes the love of my life, fuck y’all"

Layla: and again so?

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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 3: RIVEN AND FLORA.

Situation 1: *When Layla and Nabu first meet*

Riven: Hi, Ken Addmas. Nice to meet you.

Flora:  Regina Phalange.

Situation 2: * Flora explaining Riven stuff*

Riven: I don’t have pass life memories.

Flora: Of course you don’t swettie.You’re brand new.

Situation 3: * Riven teaching Flora kick boxing*

Flora: I almost caught one!

Riven: Great now the score is 7 almost 7.

Situation 4: * when Musa and Helia found they set FREE all the animals of the pet store*

Riven: Run!

Flora: Where?

Riven: Mexico!

Situation 5: * Musa and Riven have their first public kiss*

* Riven kissing Musa*

Flora: See, he’s  her lobster.

Situation 6: *Talking about movies*

Flora: You didn’t cry when Bambi mother was shot?

Riven: It was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

Flora: You’re dead inside.

3 years ago

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!


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4 years ago

IT’S HERE!

Hi, people.So it’s official, i posted my first chapter of my story called: THE LOST KINGDOM.

Here’s the summary:

This is it, Alfea is done, now what? 

They're not any more teens. It's time to get back home and rediscover their families and old life. To figure out who they're now.

And the link:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/1/


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4 years ago

Brandon:You ate my sandwich?!

Sky:It was a simple mistake It could happen to anyone.

Brandon:Oh, oh really?

Brandon:Did you confused with your own sandiwch special turkey with ketchup?

Sky: No..

Brandon:Do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top it?

Sky:They may was a note as a joke or a emergency of some kind?

Brandon:That said it was MY sandwich!

Sky:C-calm down, there’s still might be some in the trash.

Brandon:Wait..

Sky:It was quite large and and..

Brandon: You you  threw MY SANDWICH away?

Brandon*yelling that even in Alfea can hear him*: MY SANDWICH?


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4 years ago

-SamBucky Drama-

Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

Sam: I’m reaching out to you despite everything that you put me trought and you still can get of your own ways.

Sam: God I feel sorry for you!

Bucky: DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME!

Sam: I should turn my back at you ages ago!

Sharon: So thats a no to Macdonals?

Zemo: Do you want the company? Because I could get you the company.

Sharon: No...a burger.


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3 years ago

*When Stella did her first fashion event*

Musa: What happened to your face?

Flora: See that bitch over there.

Bloom: That poor little girl.

Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Tecna: You fought a little girl..

Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.

Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!

Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.


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4 years ago

Timmy the Sass King.

- The Bloom and Diaspro Situation.-

Sky: I really Don’t know what to do... This is so hard...

Timmy: Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and smart. My Wallet is too small for my 50$ and my diamond shoes are too tight.

- When Timmy and Tecna kissed for the first time-

Timmy: We forget it happened!

Tecna: W-what?

Timmy: We swallow our feelings, even if it means We’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?

Tecna: NO!

-When they had events when they became famous-

Timmy: Hi, I’m Timmy. And I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

-When Helia suggested doing a flashmob about Timmy planet, in Tecna and Timmy wedding-

Tecna: Why your family is from Huck.

Timmy: Why is your family Helia?!

- every time Stella ask advice Timmy-

Timmy: I’m not great at the advice... Can it interest you a sarcastic comment?


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3 years ago

*Bloom and Stella parenting Roxy*

Roxy *nervous*: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Bloom: Well honey, I-

Stella: Let me handle this Bloom. I said them all. Rox, grab a paper and a pen.

*Roxy grabs it*

Stella: First "I like you as a friend", then there is "I think we should see other people", and my favorite in earth "I no speak English",

Roxy: I get the idea...

Stella: And one of my honey buckets used is "I'm married to the sea". And Riv one "I don't wanna kill you but I will".

Bloom: Stell! Stop.

Stella: Fine.

Bloom: Rox, I'd tell this boy I'm very flattered but you're just not ready for this kinda thing.

Roxy: Thanks, Bloom.

Stella: And if that doesn't work six simple words, that Musa teached me.

Stella:" I'm not gay but I'll learn"


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4 years ago

Timmy: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?

Riven: Mhmm.. 20 bucks.

Helia: You would kill someone for 20 dollars?

Riven: Yeah, I'd kill a guy for that. You got 20 bucks on you?

Timmy: Of course I do.

Riven: That's perfect then who I'm killing?

Helia: He's not giving you twenty dollars to kill someone.

Riven: Fine I'll do it for ten and then I'll add 2 for 20.

Timmy: What the fuck?

Helia: He's not asking you to kill anyone.

Riven: Ok, fine. How about 5?

Timmy: What's wrong with you?!

Riven: I just wanna kill a guy, I never done that.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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