Brandon:You Ate My Sandwich?!

Brandon:You ate my sandwich?!

Sky:It was a simple mistake It could happen to anyone.

Brandon:Oh, oh really?

Brandon:Did you confused with your own sandiwch special turkey with ketchup?

Sky: No..

Brandon:Do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top it?

Sky:They may was a note as a joke or a emergency of some kind?

Brandon:That said it was MY sandwich!

Sky:C-calm down, there’s still might be some in the trash.

Brandon:Wait..

Sky:It was quite large and and..

Brandon: You you  threw MY SANDWICH away?

Brandon*yelling that even in Alfea can hear him*: MY SANDWICH?

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3 years ago

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.


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3 years ago

Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?

Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.

Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.


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4 years ago

Riven, with a sleepy Musa on his lap:Aww, you’re adorable...

Musa *sleepy*: I could beat the shit out of you.

Riven *lovingly*: I know.


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4 years ago

- Rivusa when they started dating-

Riven : This is our daughter Flora, shes a really sensitive and smart girl.

Musa*done with him*: I’m aware of that.

Riven: And this is my son Timmy, i think you meet him twice. He’s daddies little genius.

Musa:*not been able to say anything*

Riven: And this is my not so lovely daughter Stella, she’s you know the middle kid.

Musa: Riv how many of our friends did you adopt?

Riven: So thats a no to Nabu?


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3 years ago

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!


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3 years ago

WARNING FREAKING SPOILER SO DON'T LOOK AT IT!

DON'T FUCKING LOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.

THANKS.

Sprite: I appreciate that when you were going to kill our family, you were simply following orders. I get that, completly. And the fact, that you follow a dude we neves seen, I get that .I mean I would done the same with Kingo but without the orders you know. And I think they get that I'm sure they kind of get it. So don't blame yourself Ikaris. And this hasn't nothing to do with the way I feel about you, as buddies obviously...

Ikaris* being a freaking dumbass*: Thank you, Sprite finally someone understands it :)


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4 years ago

Helia: Uhmm do you have any plans for today?

Riven: Uh, i plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling sleep early. So just a regular week day.

Nabu:This feels wrong.

Riven: Why? Don’t you guys do that?

Timmy: For god sake, NO!


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3 years ago

*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*

Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.

Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.

Darcy: Let's go shot someone!

Riven: Yes!

Riven: I have a problem...


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4 years ago

-Social event-

Nabu:I think I’m going to take Layla home.

Helia:But she’s doing fine.

Layla aproching to them: Nabu, these people are invasive and weird.

Nearby person: What’s your name?

Layla: Wouldnt you like to fucking know.

Layla*turning to Nabu*: You gotta take me out of here.


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3 years ago

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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