Timmy The Sass King.

Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?

Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?

Ikaris:Dead...

Flora:Hey Layla?

Layla: Hmm?

Flora: The floor is lava.

Layla: *pushes Riven to the ground*

John Walker after giving the shield.

John:I'm a victim of a hate crime.

Judge:That's not what a hate crime is.

John:Well I hate it. A lot. OK?

Judge: You killed a man, John. What the fuck are you saying...

ARE WE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS?

A Winx Club season rewrite, but in my way, this is basically how I wanted FATE. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"

Kingo: Oh, please.

Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?

*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*

What happened when Sky became capitan of th squad.

Bloom: You really are going to win this thing, honey.

Sky:You really think so?

Bloom:Oh, god no.

Sky: Why?

Bloom:Everyone in Red Foutain hates you, I’m your girlfriend and If I could I wouldnt vote for you. 

Riven*opening the door of Flora*: Flo? I know it's late but I really need to talk.

*Flora and Helia get their head off the sheets*

Helia: Hello.

Flora*red*: Hi.

Riven *screaming*: AHHH!! FLO NO!!

Riven:*continues to scream and move around the room*

Riven*sits in a chair*: You... Him... Here... Oh my god...

Riven*takes a deep breath*: I need a moment.

*takes his moment*

Riven: I'm an adult. I can handle this. I'm okay.

*turns around to see them*

*Helia puts a pillow in his head, and Flora awkwardly smiles*

Riven: FLO! NOO!

Helia: Keep it down Riv, you will wake up everyone.

Riven: I'm not ready to talk to you yet young men!

*Nabu and Layla come in transformed*

Layla: We heard a screaming...

Nabu*watches them*: Oh...

*Helia waves at them and Flora gets redder*

*Brandon and Stella comes in*

Brandon: What is this? A pajama party? Scoot over!

*Stella grabs Brandon from the back of his PJ*

Stella: Honeybuckets. NO.

*Tecna and Timmy come in*

Tecna: What's going on?

Helia: Uhmmm...

Tecna: Eww.*while leaving*

Timmy: My eyes!*following her*

*Musa comes in*

Musa *worried*: It's every...

Musa* sees them and laughs*: Heyyyyy...

Riven: Enough! Everybody out. Everybody out, come on.

*everybody leaves, except Riven*

Riven: Okay, Flo. I just wanted to say that I'm hurt and that you should be doing that... Oh my god, I have a mental picture! Get Out!

Musa*coming in again*: I'm sorry guys. I'll take him out.

Riven*crying*: I got a mental picture, Muse.

Musa: Let's go bby. Let's leave them. You can carry on, hahah.

Riven: Muse, don't encourage them.

*they both leave*

Flora: It be fun you said. Look how fun it turned!

Helia: How I was supposed to know this would happen.

Flora: You're right. Let's go to sleep.

*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*

Thena: Jack,where are you?

Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...

Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!

Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!

Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?

Random dude: How is he?

Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

Musa: Maybe I can fix this.

Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.

*Pissed Musa*

Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.

Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.

Sprite: I think I'm depressed.

Sersie: Well, pain makes you a better person and it helps you grow, we can go to a therap-

Sprite: It justs hurts...