*When Stella did her first fashion event*
Musa: What happened to your face?
Flora: See that bitch over there.
Bloom: That poor little girl.
Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.
Tecna: You fought a little girl..
Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.
Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!
Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.
Hi, well there’s a fun fact that you guys don’t know. I love Harry Potter, and In wattpad i have this story about them in my mother language, so I changed it and made it more mature. So if you guys are curios here’s the link.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/1/
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Riven: Musa kissed me.
Brandon: Ohmygodohmygod.
Helia: Ok all right. We want to hear everything. Brandon get wine.Riven does it end well or do we need tissues?
Riven: Oh, it ended very well.
Brandon *getting the wine*: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Helia: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Riven: Well at first it was like really intense you know. And then, we just sort of sunk into it.
Helia: Ok, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands you?
Riven: No actually, first they started in my waist. And then they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
Helia and Brandon: Ohhhh!
In Alfea ( Musa eating pizza while Stella brushes Flora hair)
Musa: And uh, then I kissed him.
Stella: Tongue?
Musa: Yeah.
Flora: Cool.
Helia: Don’t worry Nabu I’m sure Riv and Brandon are doing fine on their own.
Timmy*turns on the TV*
News Reporter: And if anyone has seen this two boys please contact the police of your planet. IMMEDIATELY.
*showing the picture of Riven and Brandon*
Sky: Wow…
Nabu: I LEFT THEM ALONE FOR 15 MINUTES ! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE.
Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.
Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.
Helia:You win.
Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.
Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.
Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?
Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.
Sky: Is he going mental?
Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!
Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.
Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!
Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?
Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.
Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.
Riven: Dude you threw it.
Brandon: Why?
Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"
Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?
Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.
Sky: I have it in film bro.
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.
Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Jack: What?
Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?
Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?
Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.
Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...
Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.
Riven: We could put it right up there.
Sky:*facepalm*
Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?
Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...
Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?
Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.
Ajax: Oh....
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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