A Snake Walks Into A Bar And The Bar Tender Says How Did You Do That

I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears

WHO!?

Do you every just say the most random things

I will bark for this man

#joshfutturman

I want to go up to Eric Cartman and DECK him.

POV John Watson after you make Sherlock cry

I know it’s shit

He Shoots!

He!!!!!!!

Missed and.