Do You Every Just Say The Most Random Things

Have you guys realized that people who play Slime Rancher never complain about the protagonist being a women

I drank shampoo

So I can’t read fan fiction about being a trans male anymore??????

He Shoots!

He!!!!!!!

Missed and.

This reminds me of The Adventure Zone

my future toh designs!

Put socks around my lil fists and pretended to be a boxer. Then giving my dad a black eye when he was sleeping.

Throwing food on the floor on purpose to stress out my pregnant mom.

I make fun of people who don’t drink milk

Homelander

homelander

getting for dinner?

SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear…. naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAO