I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears
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Put socks around my lil fists and pretended to be a boxer. Then giving my dad a black eye when he was sleeping.
Throwing food on the floor on purpose to stress out my pregnant mom.
2000 flies ties to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
And I still don’t regret shooting it with a crossbow.
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This reminds me of The Adventure Zone
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A snake walks into a bar and the bar tender says how did you do that