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wip 😈
i got the papa louie’s pals game and got devious 😈😈
Y’all are NOT gonna believe what I wrote…
It Backfired
Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?
Timmy: Timmy.
Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!
Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.
Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.
Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.
Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-
Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*
Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.
My favourites - South Park
I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!
Favourite kids:
5. Kenny
4. Stan
3. Craig
2. Jimmy
1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)
Favourite Adult:
Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)
Favourite Sibling:
Shelly
Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)
The Jeffersons
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Tweek vs. Craig
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Asspen
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Helen Keller! The Musical
Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)
Timmy 2000
Fourth Grade
Good Times With Weapons
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Krazy Kripples
It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)
Favourite Songs:
5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)
4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)
3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)
2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)
1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)
Favourite Game:
The Fractured But Whole
Bonus~
Favourite Ships:
Stanman (Stan x Cartman)
Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)
Creek (Craig x Tweek)
Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)
Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)
Pete x Michael
Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!
so tiny and cutie sketches!! love these doodles so much
Princess Kenny McCormick, the fairest maiden in the land.
Honestly I like to headcanon that the main 4 contributed a part to his SOT outfit LMAO,, here's the list:
Stan Marsh:
Stan asked his mom for old dresses that he can get AND THE TALK HE GOT ABOUT IT. Sharon Marsh thought her son was opening up about his gender identity and was talking about all kinds of stuff to Stan until he told her it's just for Kenny. His mom ended up giving him one of Shelly's old dresses that she 1. didn't like and 2. grew too old of.
Stan also borrowed (stole) one of his dad's wigs because C'MON, that man has a shit ton of wigs bruh. His dad never found out about it, but he did end up questioning later where one of his wigs went. HA
Kyle:
Kyle gave kenny the belt that he's wearing to help hold the too big dress (especially since Kenny is skinny, like c'mon bro Kenny eats waffles and pop tarts as dinner he's malnourished.) The belt was too old and small for him anyways and Kyle didn't like it.
Kyle also ended up giving the gloves, but they're jus cleaning gloves from his mom that he found way deep back in a cabinet under the sink.
Cartman (I refuse to say Eric it sounds weird):
He's the only one to spend money on that outfit (he was really serious about the game so it would make sense.) But it was only about 4 dollars. He bought the shoulder pads and fake crown in the store and bought ribbon for Kenny's wig. Cartman expected an actual hair style but since Kenny let his little sister Karen do his wig hair, it's messily just... decorated in.
OH and You CANT forget the fake boobs.. which is just tennis balls, but Kenny found those in the dump. Yea,, everything else in his outfit is from him lolol. ANYWAYS
THANKS for reading my dumb littlw headcanons that make me want to rip my heart out and eat it.
I never would of that I'd make... cartman angst?? But here I am, Cartman is a W character btw y'all but he's not angst material. Anyways R.I.P Chef 🙏🏽
Drew these yesterday :3 (I drew the cartman one with @kennymyb)
What do y'all think cartman's favorite yaoi is?
good luck, jew!
It's fine, it's kewl
not over dramatic... ✨I DO WHAT I WANT✨
Art by me, originally posted on reddit
This comic has been my only source of comfort for the past few days. It’s messy, it’s a little strange, but i’m glad i made it.
( @0harpies does this make you feel ANYTHING bro. Because this either means I’m super sensitive or you’re just unnaturally chill with your own existence)
I’m trying to draw a comic page but it’s taking me a loooong time haha
Aaa This was so fun to draw! Literally no one sees my posts here but I hope you like it anyway!!❤️❤️☀️
Had to really rush to finish this up. I realise I haven’t really spoken about my sp canon to you guys (or anyone… it sorta lives in my head) but I will eventually… if you wanna know! This pic was probs taken just before ken and cartman started to drift apart so they’re a little older, like 14.. also I have loads of art I have to do written in notes app but I keep NOT DOING IT
Happy birthday Eric…! I was so stressed i wouldn’t get this done because I was playing too much Minecraft
It’s still the 25th for me, but happy birthday to Kyle and Matt Stone..!
I'd be really interested where the creators are going to go after that special, they're clearly going deeper into more serious issues with the gang, but I wouldn't be surprised if they would also just go back to "well forget that happened, we're back with Randy and farts" because they've opened up wounds and I'm hurting 🥲
I finally watched the pandemic special (my growing hate with randy continues lol), and I know it was probably meant to show Cartman also realising that he missed when everything is normal but to me it continually shows how soft Cartman is for Stan 😢and therefore IM SOFTTTT
Also i have a new tablet and waiting for my keyboard with it which means fic writing!!!!
south park au design notes + headcanons hehe