My Friend: Hello There!

me, pointing to directions for a lab: i can't read this!!! i'm illiterate!!!

my friend: didn't you finish a 500 page book in a day once?

me: my past does not define me.

was out hunting bots in the ace tag and read the tagline to one of the health advertisements as 'alien power supplement' and was like 'huh! getting creative?' but later i saw the same ad again and realized i'd just misread the word aizen :(

Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.

my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.

it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.

today i was wearing my imperial socks and my teacher walked up to me and said angrily 'We're gonna have a problem' and pulled up his pant leg to show me his resistance socks, so i yanked my pant leg up higher to properly show off my socks and responded 'yeah! we are!'

exercise? you mean when i run up and down my stairs? how am i supposed to do that to a demon?

again? so soon? i beg of you.

can i not rest.

me: god i'm so glad my lungs don't lick each other

my friend: i want to do a case study on you

ceaseless watcher turn your lips upon this wretched thing

getting back into supernatural is basically going mad for a bit (frothing at the mouth and everything) over destiel