why is sports such an intense fandom
me: you know goosebumps? skin go be like porcupine (arg) and helps keep you warm. and skin is just so nice, you know? keeps everything inside. nothing can get out unless my skin opens up.
my mom: i asked you about possible vacation spots
just found out that the reason Omega is a girl is because her mutation took on a more extreme form or something and NOT because she's trans like i initially thought. doesn't make much sense but pop off i guess.
not dean 'the very touch of you corrupts' winchester being blackmailed by the angel assigned to keep evil out of the garden of eden to stay away from his angel-turned-human boyfriend castiel
my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.
it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.
rewatched the final frontier yesterday so here’s three minutes of my favorite spirk moments with a little bit of bones too
"arthur returns" au but instead of like him returning now he returns in the 80s because i think he should be forced to wear neon and rollerskate everywhere. i need him to use 80s slang.
there should be a game show where the contestants are given a group of memes involving one event and have to figure out what event they're all about or what happened
people find out that i usually put bugs outside instead of killing them and go like 'oh my god! you're so sweet and kind!' like; no fucker, i'm afraid of bug ghosts.
Waiting to see the marriage counselor.
people:
me, a young aromantic: