People Find Out That I Usually Put Bugs Outside Instead Of Killing Them And Go Like 'oh My God! You're

people find out that i usually put bugs outside instead of killing them and go like 'oh my god! you're so sweet and kind!' like; no fucker, i'm afraid of bug ghosts.

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1 year ago

loved the way queer relationships were represented in good omens 2. it wasn't like a 'look they're gay and they're happy!!!' they were really just people who happened to be gay

like, instead of pushing them together to be a little happy gay couple, the characters instead have messy or complex relationships

idk it just means a lot to me to get to see queer characters being presented as people first instead of just token representation


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4 months ago

time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.

archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing

time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.


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3 years ago

my sister: *recalls something from our childhood*

me, a known ADHD: memories aren't real. nu-uh. show me a memory. that's not a memory! what's a memory? who let you in here?


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1 year ago

i started college a few months ago and i'm living in the dorms and the people right above us like to listen to taylor swift in the morning and you can hear it through the bathroom pipes (but only when you're actually IN the bathroom) and this morning after my shower the person playing music sang along to one of them and their voice is pretty and i'm living out a fan fiction trope :(


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4 months ago
Waiting To See The Marriage Counselor.

Waiting to see the marriage counselor.

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