You Have Opened My Eyes.

For christs sake somebody tell this man his fit is fire

since in TOS the characters sometimes all wear the same eyeshadow i've come to a few possible conclusions

everyone saw spock wearing it and decided they wanted to do they same (boring)

they all accidentally bought the exact same eyeshadow and the same store at the same time. they kept seeing each other and pretending they didn't so they wouldn't have to talk to their coworkers (slightly amusing)

everyone is actively stealing spock's eyeshadow right from his room to wear it. he has found people applying eyeshadow in his bathroom several times. he cannot get them to stop (fun)

the senior staff has meetings every morning where they do each other's make up (very fun)

genuinely i do think aromanticism gives me shrimp emotions. i don't experience love in a way that is fundamentally the same as most people but i am effortlessly recognizing and experiencing the secret third thing and all the hundreds of secret things after that

people are always like 'wow! i want to take a look inside your head to see how your brain works!' like, you fool, its the adhd

seeing lockwood & co. work after seeing kipps and his team work is very funny because with each other lucy, lockwood, and george seem fairly sane but as soon as they encounter any professionals it becomes EXTREAMLY clear they're all completely feral

i watch voyager w both of my parents bc it's my mom's favorite but like, my father and i fucking HATE neelix. it's on SIGHT. that episode where his lungs got stolen was so fucking funny, they should do it again. "sir his lungs are gone" and they should keep it that way. i think we once went through an entire episode making jokes about him literally eating shit (i can't remember why). we simultaneously groan when he comes on screen. if i had a spark of hope left in my heart i would pray to the star trek gods (threshold lizard babies) to strike him down but sadly being forced to see neelix every episode has snuffed out all positive emotions i had left. if i got to go to 1 (one) fictional universe it would be star trek voyager so i can kick him in the balls.

everyone who makes high republic fan content, i love you so so so much, it is with your content i am sobbing into when yet another one of my favorite character's die.

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

sometimes my friends will go "yeah [insert character here] is hot" and i have to silently stare at the wall for a bit to realign attraction into my view of how people see a character. sometimes i will repeat "[character] is hot????" over and over again like a broken record to cope. truly terrible.

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

my friends and i were talking about what element benders we would be in atla and i almost joked 'lol just take a quiz like the rest of us' but then i realized the quiz would be like

which do you like most:

- swimming

- a cool breeze on my face

- the snap and crackle of a campfire

- shoveling dirt into my mouth