seeing lockwood & co. work after seeing kipps and his team work is very funny because with each other lucy, lockwood, and george seem fairly sane but as soon as they encounter any professionals it becomes EXTREAMLY clear they're all completely feral
time agent guy, having taken archer to the future: look at your legacy, archer. see, people will remember you for ages to come. what you will do is important, and that's why you must help me.
archer: mk why uhhhhhh why is everyone singing
time agent guy: this is the best musical of the 25th century. Archer (tm) written by a hologram of lin-manuel miranda, a popular playwright of the 21st century.
do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?
because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'
im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh
just performed my civic duty [voted] and im going home to perform my other civic duty [post destiel]
send help.
love that in the movie jackson is walking around saying dumb shit like 'what do detectives even do' and then proceeds to know exactly the smell of a specific tree burning
everyone who makes high republic fan content, i love you so so so much, it is with your content i am sobbing into when yet another one of my favorite character's die.
me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?
my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?
jonah magnus, shoving his eyes into elias, who peter described as attractive 1 (one) time: this is how i save my marriage
since supernatural exists in supernatural and books can get TV show adaptions the winchester boys could one day be forced to experience november 5th
i'm tired as fuck and fuck is straight up vIBRATING WITH ENERGY