Severus: James and I are no longer dating.
James: Severus, thatβs a horrible way of telling people weβre married.
Severus: What goes up but never comes down?
Narcissa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
nah nah still too polite, FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS IF YOU BELIEVE MEN CANT BE RAPED OR ABUSED OR WEAR SKIRTS OR CRY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT, THEY ARE HUMANS NOT FUCKING ROBOTS
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesnβt
Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Severus: That one. I want that one.
Narcissa: Severus...
Severus: Oh no, 'Severus' in b-flat.
Severus: You're disappointed.
I'm sorry but my mother took the laptop (where I do the writing) we have only the one and it's easiest for me to write on there, so I'm sorry for those who were waiting for chapter two of Severus Snape,Harry Potter and the annoying Gryffindors but you'll have to wait a little longer.
I'm going to post head canons of my Severus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Regulus and Lucius band idea, I'm thinking of naming their band death eaters or the death eaters(for obvious reasons) let me know what you think and I'm sorry again.
Severus: I'm bored.
Lily: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Severus: Sure!
Remus, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put James down!!
Just some lgbtq+ positivity/solidarity memes
Regulus: Severus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Severus, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Regulus, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
is there any updates?
Yes! I've given a sneak peek of chapter 4 and I'll be posting (hopefully) the entirety of chapter 4 on Tuesday or Wednesday! There will definitely be a post by Wednesday, it's just a matter if I'll have it fully complete in time if not I just have to break chapter 4 into 2 parts! And I plan to post a chapter once a week on Tuesday or Wednesday!Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know! π
I'm pansexual, 18 and my pronouns are they/them. Give Me Suggestions Or Ask Me Anything! and if you have a problem with my blog and the things I post rather then stating so simply leave, stating your hate is a waste of both our time.
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