Severus: I'm Bored.
Severus: I'm bored.
Lily: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Severus: Sure!
Remus, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put James down!!
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Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?
Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Buck: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Eddie: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
i made several sketches while drawing my previous art with sirius and severus and i decided to finish some of them because they are cute 🥺🥺🥺
Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Lucius: How so?
Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
I even convinced my mom to ship it lmaoo 👨🏻🚒❤👨🏼🚒
this is your “i was here before buddie canon” certificate. reblog to let people know you were here before buddie canon hence being better and superior to other people who were not here before buddie canon.
Please this is such a cute mental image 😭
7 year old snape: physically, i’m here. mentally, i'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.
I got fucking white claw-
Severus: So what’s for dinner?
Regulus: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Severus: …
Severus: Is it soup?
Regulus: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Severus: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Regulus: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Severus: STOP!
*one hour later*
Severus: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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