Narcissa: Severus...
Severus: Oh no, 'Severus' in b-flat.
Severus: You're disappointed.
Severus: What the hell were you thinking?
Regulus: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Severus: You released OSTRICHES!
Narcissa: What did you two do?
Severus:
Regulus:
Narcissa: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
I even convinced my mom to ship it lmaoo 👨🏻🚒❤👨🏼🚒
this is your “i was here before buddie canon” certificate. reblog to let people know you were here before buddie canon hence being better and superior to other people who were not here before buddie canon.
Chapter 2 of Severus Snape, harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's is almost done I'm just having a bit of writers block right now. Lmao it took me a week and some to make the first chapter
Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Lucius: How so?
Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Lily: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Lily: cuLt leader.
Lily: God hates me personally.
Lily: cowBoy hat.
Lily: *sniffles* Trying my best.
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Severus: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Severus: cuLt leader.
Severus: God hates me personally.
Severus: cowBoy hat.
Severus: *sniffles* Trying my best.
Alright! Chapter one is done and up! The title is 'Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's' (I couldn't think of a good title) anyway here's the link (please give me feedback)
Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.
¿Would anyone read it?
Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Regulus: Is it about death?
Severus: No.
Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?
Lucius: Is it about sex?
Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
Severus: Lily! My face is on fire!
Lily: Severus! Are you ok?!
Severus: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Lily: But your face is on fire.
Severus: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Severus: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to brew.
Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
I'm pansexual, 18 and my pronouns are they/them. Give Me Suggestions Or Ask Me Anything! and if you have a problem with my blog and the things I post rather then stating so simply leave, stating your hate is a waste of both our time.
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