Nah Nah Still Too Polite, FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS IF YOU BELIEVE MEN CANT BE RAPED OR ABUSED OR WEAR

Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

another one of favourite tropes for these two: when in OOTP Sirius just doesn’t want to let Severus go to Voldemort 😭

Severus: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.

Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

OK nvm-- I think severus use they/them pronouns in the prompts because of the generated prompts used they/them

Sorry your ask disappeared for me but I finally found, yes the generator uses they/them but I think in the quotes and some side stories (bc I think of them in modern au) Severus will use he/they but in my main story I'll keep it he/him just so it's a little easier for me while I'm writing

Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band

I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.

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They switch around if need.

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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens

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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it

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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)

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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out

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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)

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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song

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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)

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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another

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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do

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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.

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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin

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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind

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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev

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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like

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Translation

1. At first, Dumbledore considered the young man a “chessman”

2. An especially useful “piece” to take The Dark Lord down

3. But he ended up pouring too much love

4. And the “chessman” turned into a “human”, a kid he cared about

5. At last he let the kid used him as a “piece” to end the game

*Chess piece (棋子) rhymes with Kid (孩子) in Chinese

Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.

Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

I got fucking white claw-