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Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?

I’m going to fist fight god for a taco

The difference between constructive criticism and criticism is nothing because I will cry at both

But self-driving cars would be to easy now wouldn’t it

"living in interesting times" it was supposed to be self-driving cars. i cannot overemphasize IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-DRIVING CARS

Reblog

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

Oh god

Madams’

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