But Self-driving Cars Would Be To Easy Now Wouldn’t It

So I have decided that god will die

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended

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I woke up at 2 am bc I wanted chocolate milk I didn’t know if we had chocolate sauce so I was going to just have milk. I didn’t know it was 2 am so when I see the time while trying to get the glass I’m like welp time is a construct and it’s not going to get in the way of my milk but my parents might so gotta be quiet so I’m timing this expedition with my dads snoring bc if my mom can sleep through that noise I’m fine but if dad wakes up I’m busted so every so often I have to listen for his snoring but anyways I’m getting the milk from the fridge and up in the back corner I see the glory that is chocolate sauce so I take it for my milk and as I’m making it the milk gets to the edge of the glass but doesn’t over flow so I stared at it for a good minute then drink a bit of it if anyone in my house saw that they would freak bc 2 am demon. So I put away the milk and go get a spoon bc mix and the drawer is opened up a bit good I got my spoon put in the chocolate after closing the drawer put the spoon in and immediately make noise so I have to put away my chocolate sauce and take the chocolate treat to my room and as I’m getting close my rabbit does a thing and scares me half to death but I make it to my room and now I’m sitting at my desk drinking chocolate milk while writing who knows what this is

Rest In Peace Technoblade.

So many people loved you and will miss you more than anything. And you made so many people, both close to you and online folks, so incredibly happy. I wish your friends and family nothing but the best in this painful time and I’m so sorry for their loss.

Techno you were an amazing guy, just as funny as you were kind. Willing to help other creators and just down to have a good time. Your videos were the bright spot people needed on their worst days and you left so many people feeling lighter than they were when they found you. You were a gift and I miss you already.

We will never forget you, because Technoblade never dies 💗

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