I’m Going To Fist Fight God For A Taco

With the whole Coronavirus thing going on my moms friends kids are driving them insane but my mom can’t say anything bc nothing changed

Anybody else get the sudden craving to slurp someone’s digestive tract like spaghetti?

Lainey Molnar

Nom

*sighs* kay

My existence is pointless unless it is fueled by fear

there needs to be so much more legislation when it comes to advertising, especially mobile adverts which are 99% lies and often predatory.

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

Left beef

Time is edible but it will give you stomach problems.