Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?
Hotch : I'll let them keep you.
Reid : And me ?
Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.
JJ : Spence why are you putting Garcia on a lock down ?
Reid : Because her smile is contagious and I'm trying to be SAD HERE.
Hi, me again ! With the results to the poll, I made a second account for incorrect quotes for others series/etc than Criminal Minds. Inevitably, some incorrect quotes will possibly be the same that I posted here - I'll try not to do the exact same ones. Secound account here :
Garcia, aggressively throwing bottles at the team : HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE
Morgan : What's up with her ?
Garcia : I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL DESERVE LOVE
JJ : She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Reid, crying : ᴵᵗ'ˢ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ
Emily : There is a "hell" in "hello"
Morgan : There is an "end" in "friend"
Reid : There is a "lie" in "believe"
Garcia : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger"
Emily, Morgan, Reid :
Garcia, being sad : I wanted to join...
Emily, Morgan, Reid : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger".
The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :
To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.
To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.
To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.
To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.
To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.
To Emily : Calls the police.
Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?
Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?
Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned
Emily : Once my baby was being annoying so I put it in the basement.
Emily : Then I forgot about it and decided that I didn't want a basement anymore, so I got rid of the door and decided that I will do the rest later. When child protective services came, they couldn't go in the basement, so they just chilled around in my house.
Therapist :
JJ, facepalm : She's talking about the Sims, please don't call the police.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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