Elle : Guess who's very upset about something very small, again
Hotch, feeling an emotion : who the fuck authorized this ?
Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.
JJ : Emily nO-
Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"
Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar
Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.
Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking
Morgan, minding is business at 7am :
JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid
Reid :
Reid : Emily what the fuck
JJ : Emily, you can't do that, it's against the law !
Emily, doing it anyway : I AM THE LAW !
JJ : Damn what made you like this ?
Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !
Morgan : ...
Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.
Reid : I don't relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations.
Policeman : And you guys are ?
Emily : Tired
Spencer : Dead inside
JJ : Anxious
Morgan : Hungry
Hotch :
Hotch : We're the BAU
Reid : Does something stupid
JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot
JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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