Policeman : And You Guys Are ?

Reid : I kind of want to be kissed. But I also kind of want to be stabbed.

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once

Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.

Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

The team, vibing in the jet :

Garcia : Is it depression ?

JJ : Is it anxiety ?

Reid : Do I have ADHD ?

Emily : Am I just lazy ?

Hotch : Am I burnt out ?

Morgan : What the fuck is wrong with me ?

Reid : Does something stupid

JJ : What an absolute fucking idiot

JJ : Can't believe I'd die for him

The BAU watching Encanto :

Reid : You know, Bruno and I have two things in common.

Emily : Please elaborate.

Reid: I can predict when any of your stupid asses are going to do something bad. And no one talks or gives a shit about Spencer.