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I love my Mema. That's it, that's the post.

I think it was a terrible idea for an English teacher to give a class of high school students a blank sheet of paper and then tell them that each person has to come up with one line of a poem that will end with "We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!"

Anyways, here's the results:

Six-Seven

The woods are off limits to a curious child

The stories tell of a violent presence

A story of a man most wild

A man named Steve

Steve lives in the woods with wild dogs

Dogs with a harrowing presence about them

Dogs with a hungry appetite

Dogs that feast on curious children

Dogs that are always watching from the shadows

Steve went into a cave at night

Don't mine at night

Cause if you do

The ones who watch will be watching you

The one thats watching you goes by the name Herobrine

The cave is his home

His hiding place where no one dares to go

Known for kids sudden disappearance In the dark, deep below

Parents go down there to try to get clearance

A sight to see

Its dark like the park

Hit the arc in the dark

Quick to embark on the arc

Dropping the teachers lounge

Chilling on the couch

Making parents proud

Writing a useless poem

Making everyone frown

Big stinky fart

On the fortnite battle bus

We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!

HE HAVETH THE TOT

Tater Tots are better than French Fries and I will not be taking any counter arguments

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

been playing botw lately

Making friends on this site scares me. I want little Tumblr friends to shove into microwaves but I am frightened. That's it, that's the brain noises for today

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

I cannot keep macaranaing through this

Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.