idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing
Fandoms are fucking wild because what do you mean I just stumbled upon a smutty as hell "shooting the United Healthcare CEO AU" fic??? That is a thing that just exists on the internet and was seen by my two eyes???
fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial
Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too
I'm bored, so y'all can send me asks (anonymous or not) and I will answer them honestly
Today in APUSH, we got to the part about Stonewall. In a very conservative town, our teacher is a lesbian who might probably be ex-military. Suffice to say, no shit was taken and I admire her very much.
Fav colors?
I would personally go to war for the color yellow. Golden hour is the most divine time of day, marigolds are the best flowers, and yellow is simply the best. I take NO argument. My Stratocaster is yellow. My favorite sweater is yellow. Gold jewelry (offshoot of yellow) is my favorite to wear. If someone calls it a piss color again, there will be violence
Green is second place. Not a close second, but second place. It's a nice color-
Dang, you're tall compared to me- I am a short king at a mere 5'2
@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3 @mydogtypedthis and anyone else who wants to try-
@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know
i’m 4’11