Ah, Yes, “gender Esperission” The Esperission Of Gender.

Tumblr: Asexual is trending

Me: Happy

Crops: Watered

Skin: Cleared

Hotel: Trivago

Good boy!

I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.

Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!

I blow kisses at my dogs. This generally amounts to me just making a kiss noise in the direction of a pupper and hoping they know I would do anything for them andwon’tabandon themandOMGIloveyou,youlilfluffs.

Anyways, guess who almost blew a kiss to the kitchen knives.

I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

Homestuck is back at it again, ruining my life.

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The Chandelure fam