Homestuck Is Back At It Again, Ruining My Life.

Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????

*ahem*

Updog.

I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.

Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!

ok PLEASE take this quiz that tells u how dark ur personality is that shit’s neat

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

reblog this and tag the smallest fandom you’re in

<3

I blow kisses at my dogs. This generally amounts to me just making a kiss noise in the direction of a pupper and hoping they know I would do anything for them andwon’tabandon themandOMGIloveyou,youlilfluffs.

Anyways, guess who almost blew a kiss to the kitchen knives.

I adore you 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳♦️

Put in the request to legally change my name! I slapped an e at the end to still make it feminine and I won't lose my job tho