I Can Guarentee, For A Fact, Absolutely No One Lives In Pennsylvania. You Don’t Have To Double Check

4th of July PSA

If you live on or near a military base, please do not set off fireworks. It is inconsiderate of service members who may struggle with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). Your brief entertainment is not worth triggering someone’s PTSD. In general, be mindful of where you set off your fireworks. Service members are not the only people who may suffer from PTSD.

On a related note, if there are dogs in your area, do not set off fireworks. Some dogs become very nervous or scared when they hear fireworks go off. This can lead to concerned and stressed out dog-owners as well as dogs accidentally harming their loved ones. Oh, and dogs can also have PTSD, not just humans.

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YOU CANT CONTROL ME

I have a curfew!

some dude: hey guys c/oco is a really progressive movie but isn’t getting enough marketing or promotions! we need to support it more vocally :(

me: 

I know this won’t magically fix anything, but I want to let you know that I love you and I love to hang out with you. You are my one and only best friend. <>

I’ve told you before I’d be content just spending my time with you lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling. That is still true.

Hey I know I have a vent blog but I'ma tell you here that I feel like shit and I don’t think it’s gonna get better any time soon

These are all things that happened in the last hour and a half.

Person: Wow, F. Scott Fitzgerald doesn’t like commas.

Some Person: Does anyone know what the “F” stands for?

Other Person: F to pay respects.

[The letter “F” is immediately drawn on the chalkboard by two separate people, simultaneously.]

Some Person, unironically: Thank you, Satan.

“Satan”: With my title, you can guess this is not a christian minecraft server. 

Many People, chanting: Sad! Gay! Robots! Sad! Gay! Robots!

A Person, quietly: Near, far...

All of Us, with volume and confidence: whereEVER YOU ARE

Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

@geewizgabe made me a cake for my birthday

“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.

“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus