@geewizgabe Made Me A Cake For My Birthday

Someone get this boy there!!!!!!

I know I live in Kansas. I know the theater is like 3 ish hours away. But oh my God I want to see death cab for cutie

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

SECOND TERM

This young girl uses “los,” “las” and the gender-neutral “les” — watch her explain why. —from REMEZCLA on twitter.

I blow kisses at my dogs. This generally amounts to me just making a kiss noise in the direction of a pupper and hoping they know I would do anything for them andwon’tabandon themandOMGIloveyou,youlilfluffs.

Anyways, guess who almost blew a kiss to the kitchen knives.

Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)

Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)

Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)

I know this won’t magically fix anything, but I want to let you know that I love you and I love to hang out with you. You are my one and only best friend. <>

I’ve told you before I’d be content just spending my time with you lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling. That is still true.

Hey I know I have a vent blog but I'ma tell you here that I feel like shit and I don’t think it’s gonna get better any time soon

We should have all stayed in the ocean slurping up chemcial soup. We should have eaten that first guy who suggested that sturdy leg-like appendages are Hot and Improve Survivability. Why did we evolve like this? More leg -> harder to wiggle in soup. Worst evolutionary move 0/10.

Anyways, I went on a walk and my feet hurt.

Ah yes, the three sexes: MALE, FEMALE, and lkajshdflkajhsdf.