YOU CANT CONTROL ME

I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.

Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!

Had a dream that I was washing my hands and the only visible difference between the bathroom and my real one is that we had a new bottle of soap that was purple instead of green.

Riveting.

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Ah snap how about that pulsatory tinnitus with that bum-bum-bUM-BUM-BuM-BUm-bum

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

gentle reminder to all ace and aro peeps:

the majority of the lgbtq+ community sees you and accepts you as a part of the community and in queer spaces. i know seeing all the hate on here from within the community can be incredibly disheartening and exhausting, but aphobes are just a loud and angry minority, they are not the norm in actual queer spaces.

you are valid. you are loved. you belong.

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MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

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the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

hi everyone tell me your archetypes, these are mine

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