The First Five Emotes On Your Recently Used Emojis Describe You As A Person Ready Set Go

Just overheard my MOM on the phone with her IN-LAWS saying that she likes GRAVEYARDS because they are OUTDOOR MUSEUMS.

Ah yes, the three sexes: MALE, FEMALE, and lkajshdflkajhsdf.

@geewizgabe made me a cake for my birthday

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

Feeling Cute-Disaster casual today 😘

Thank goodness I don’t have some omnipotent narrator following me around, documenting what I say and do. Yesterday and today I said some pretty stupid stuff.

Yeah, I’m a day late. But here is a thing for the 10 year anniversary of Homestuck. Don’t look at it too hard. There was so much trial and error. Gotta say I really enjoy the variation in line thickness.

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I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

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