Thank Goodness I Don’t Have Some Omnipotent Narrator Following Me Around, Documenting What I Say And

Yeah, I’m a day late. But here is a thing for the 10 year anniversary of Homestuck. Don’t look at it too hard. There was so much trial and error. Gotta say I really enjoy the variation in line thickness.

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“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.

Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)

Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)

Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)

My gender is:

No. No, thank you.

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

sometimes even when ur doin good, ur still not doin so good and u keep making the same old mistakes even tho it feels like you should be past that. its normal; handling your problems in healthier ways doesnt necessarily mean they wont still be there to deal with, and having to deal with them doesnt mean youre failing to handle them.

youll face the same personal problems over and over again a hundred times in your life before you die, and the best you can hope for is that you’ll recognize it when it comes back around next time and be able to keep handling it well. 

4th of July PSA

If you live on or near a military base, please do not set off fireworks. It is inconsiderate of service members who may struggle with PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). Your brief entertainment is not worth triggering someone’s PTSD. In general, be mindful of where you set off your fireworks. Service members are not the only people who may suffer from PTSD.

On a related note, if there are dogs in your area, do not set off fireworks. Some dogs become very nervous or scared when they hear fireworks go off. This can lead to concerned and stressed out dog-owners as well as dogs accidentally harming their loved ones. Oh, and dogs can also have PTSD, not just humans.

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how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

It really makes you think about life when you open up packing paper expecting little metal dinosaurs and instead finding your pretty rock collection and then feeling mildly dissapointed.

I can guarentee, for a fact, absolutely no one lives in Pennsylvania. You don’t have to double check me on this. Don’t try going to Pennsylvania. Don’t try looking it up. There’s no need. No one lives in Pennsylvania. In fact, scientists have yet to prove the existence of Pennsylvania.

Important to note! If you find that you do believe that “Pennsylvania” exists as a place, you might be affected with the very lethal disease nicknamed “Yinz”. Individuals affected by Yinz go through multiple stages as the disease progresses. Don’t lose hope; the final stage symptoms are very detectable! The infected individual will use the term “yinz” in casual conversation as a call for help as their mind is slowly overtaken by the pathogen. Contact yinz local physician if you suspect a loved one is affected by Yinz!

We should have all stayed in the ocean slurping up chemcial soup. We should have eaten that first guy who suggested that sturdy leg-like appendages are Hot and Improve Survivability. Why did we evolve like this? More leg -> harder to wiggle in soup. Worst evolutionary move 0/10.

Anyways, I went on a walk and my feet hurt.