Generate A Girlfriend Here and Tag This With What Kind Of Girlfriend You Got

I’m not kidding when I say I just wrote a five page paper all in one sitting fueled by anger and spite. All of the research, gathering sources, and writing happened in one sitting spanning around five hours. It is intended to be an email and not an essay, so I gotta go and cut it back some, but still.

It is only my second week.

The bathroom at my job is pretty nice

I 100% grew into loving the sky. These past few years, I’ve been wild about it. The clouds, the hues, the slow appearance of the stars, the shape and color of the moon, mysterious shadows and glows that make the sky look painted or fake or too Big... rain.

Love it all now, but I didn’t use to. It used to just be “oh, you exist.” with the only exception being lightning because how could I not be “omg wtf?! Wow!” but now it’s nearly 24/7 “ohhhhhhhh! Yesssssssss!!”

I’m also a fan of isolated Tall buildings and how they contrast with the sky... *cough*

you can love someone so much platonically that it feels like you’re gonna die. platonic feelings can be just as intense as romantic ones, and that doesn’t make them any less platonic. 

I know this won’t magically fix anything, but I want to let you know that I love you and I love to hang out with you. You are my one and only best friend. <>

I’ve told you before I’d be content just spending my time with you lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling. That is still true.

Hey I know I have a vent blog but I'ma tell you here that I feel like shit and I don’t think it’s gonna get better any time soon

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.

No one:

The bestie <>: Monster prom?

Me: *polite nod*

Me (internally): Miranda voice -pls- Miranda voice Miranda voice -do it- Miranda voice Miranda voice

The bestie <>: hhHHH-

Me (internally): yessssss

send me these, idiots

I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.