Ok PLEASE Take This Quiz That Tells U How Dark Ur Personality Is that Shit’s Neat

MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

To catch you all up: I got my own real makeup for the first time ever a few weeks ago.

Anyways, I learned I’m much better at putting drag makeup on myself than trying (and failing) to give myself a “natural” makeup look (not like I’m planning on regularly wearing makeup anyways so no biggie on that front)

And it looked pretty sick might I add!

When it comes to 2019, can we just skip that year and dive straight into 2020? I want to make jokes about eyesight and celebrate the 100 year anniversary of women having the right to vote. I feel like 2019 is going to suck for everyone.

My sink smells quite nice.

Because loose tea wants to fly.

And that’s what it did.

“Can you make a powerpoint in 30 minutes?” you wonder. “A fully researched presentation meant to last 30 minutes in length? The preparation, for such a presentation, you have done none?”

You fool. Even I do not know that answer. But hell if I’m not going to find out in a few minutes.

hi everyone tell me your archetypes, these are mine

Pirate Puppos

People who can put together amazing outfits have a power that I shall never posess. I’m looking at you, specifcally, Simon!

You always look classy, cool, and powerful! You’re just so good with clothes and makeup!! I love you and you are the prettiest person in the whole wide world and your smile can make flowers bloom!!!!!! Aa!

I didn’t intend for this to be a mini “I love Simon with all my heart” rant, but here we are

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sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things

I’m seeing some folk reblog the ‘biological sex’ post with not-so-cool commentary - just a reminder that both Pangur and Grim dislike TERFs & will use their tiny paw-beans to merrily block ‘em