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Dear guy,

Sorry for guessing your character from the get-go. We were just on the same wavelength, man. I was thinking Spongie-boy; you were thinking Mr. Clarinet Grumperstan. It just happened, my nameless dude.

Yeah, I’m not sorry. It was all very funny. Just seeing the color drain from your face and your hopes shatter... That’s that good stuffs.

And from a different time: shout out to that dude who immediately guessed “Trump” when I asked what color the character would be; and shout out to the other dude who had Trump as his character and answered “orange”.

A play-by-play can be found under the “Keep reading”

Unsuspecting Dude: I have a character.

Me: If your character was a character from Spongebob Squarepants, what character would they be?

Unsuspecting Dude: No.

Unsuspecting Dude: Noooooooo.

...

Dude 1: I’m thinking of a character.

Me: If your character was a color, what color would your character be?

Dude 1: ... Orange.

Dude 2: Is it Trump?

Dude 1: ... Yes.

Ah snap how about that pulsatory tinnitus with that bum-bum-bUM-BUM-BuM-BUm-bum

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

Jimminy Christmas. Guess who didn’t know the meaning of “hot take” untill this morning!

ME

I have come to understand that the things I “like” on this site are Good content and I should probably just reblog them, but then I recall that it is usually my pals (hey, all!) who provide the Good content and I’d just be pushing it back towards them like, “yeah, but look at it again, fool.”

So now I also have 64 drafts.

ok PLEASE take this quiz that tells u how dark ur personality is that shit’s neat

♡☆♡☆♡

sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things