Tfp!human!au:

bulkhead: - we're surrounded!

wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!

wheeljack: - but how did you find me?

ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»

imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode

knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!

cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.

knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.

knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.

bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.

knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..

bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*

smokescreen: ☆.☆`

smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!

tfp!human!au

video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»

optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*

optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

tfp!human!au:

ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?

wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?

optimus: - being forgotten.

smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..

smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.