Imagine How Tfp Knock Out And Cliffjumper Could've Met In The 1st Episode

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?

optimus: - being forgotten.

smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..

smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

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ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?

wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?

tfp!human!au:

knock out: - oh.. didn't notice we had a new halloween decoration here.

megatron: - we don't have any. it's starscream.

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ultra magnus: *drinks his third coffee in a morning and prepares for the roll call after returning from the night duty*

smokescreen: — uh.. sir, are you sure you're alr-

ultra magnus: *cleares his throat*

ultra magnus: — those who are absent, raise your hands!

bulkhead: - we're surrounded!

wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!

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video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»

optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*

optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

arcee: - what's the situation?

smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!

arcee: *looks around the battlefield*

arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.

knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.

bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.

knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.