Tfp!human!au:
tfp!human!au:
after new year's party
bulkhead: - get up, it's 6 o'clock already!
smokescreen: - already? ohh, alright, guess i'll skip my morning training today..
bulkhead:
bulkhead: - no, i mean, it's 6 p.m.
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arcee: - i have two pieces of news.
optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.
arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?
tfp!human!au:
knock out: - oh.. didn't notice we had a new halloween decoration here.
megatron: - we don't have any. it's starscream.
tfp!human!au:
knock out:
knock out: - please tell me you're hiding that you were turned into a vampire..
breakdown: - ..? no?
knock out: - so you mean you could see your reflection in the mirror and you came dressed like that anyway?
tfp!human!au:
arcee: *stretches*
arcee: - ugh, my whole body hurts..
smokescreen: - oh, is it because of dealing with all that paperwork? or because of some intense workout?
arcee: - it's because of my being in my late 20s.
tfp!human!au
video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»
optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*
optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.
tfp!human!au:
ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?
wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?
knock out, mad at himself, entering the medbay: - i'm just an incredible idiot!
shockwave: - awareness of the problem and an objective evaluation of its scale are 50% of its solution.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.
smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.
wheeljack: - but how did you find me?
ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»
smokescreen, admiring the sunset: - now imagine how cool it would be if you could take screenshots in real life..
bulkhead:
arcee:
bulkhead, in a whisper: - may be we should remind him about cameras?
arcee, in a whisper: - nah
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