Tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - so.. what's the fear of spiders called again?

arcee: - weakness.

ratchet: - ..arachnophobia.

bulkhead: - common sense!

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..

bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*

smokescreen: ☆.☆`

smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!

tfp!human!au

video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»

optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*

optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

tfp!human!au:

arcee: *stretches*

arcee: - ugh, my whole body hurts..

smokescreen: - oh, is it because of dealing with all that paperwork? or because of some intense workout?

arcee: - it's because of my being in my late 20s.

tfp!human!au:

knock out:

knock out: - please tell me you're hiding that you were turned into a vampire..

breakdown: - ..? no?

knock out: - so you mean you could see your reflection in the mirror and you came dressed like that anyway?

ratchet: - has anyone seen bumblebee and smokescreen?

bulkhead: - oh i'm sure they're fine. i left them with wheeljack!

ratchet: - no offense, bulkh, but those two sentences don't go together.

tfp!human!au:

ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?

wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?

wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that

wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that

imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode

knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!

cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.

knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.