happy (early) thanksgiving, gays
sometimes I…. uhhh….fantasize about…..uhmm….a girl holding my hand or a girl cuddling with me or just a girl who loves me unconditionally…..
reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses
tag the first mcr song you listened to post reunion mine was kill all your friends
a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them
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"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."
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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."
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"Quadratic functions."
"SAME THOUGH."
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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"
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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"
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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.
I'm in the dressing room of my ballet because nutcracker and I'm in my angel costume watching wttbp and this guy taking professional pictures of backstage took like five pictures of me and I didn't realize and then I looked at the camera really apologetically when I realized what happened and he just smiled and said "carry on" and I laughed a little bit and then he says:
"My daughter likes them too."
You know lying is bad
Same tho.
"My favourite color is blood."
Frank Iero, probably.
*cries* YOU *shovels mostaccioli into mouth* ABSOLUTE *yeets book across the room* DONKEY
Random things that are said at my school #4
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"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."
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"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."
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"How dark is this able to be?"
"As dark as you want."
"Nice."
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"Trademark the stinky."
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*whispers* "My feet are cold."
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"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."
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"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."
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*kahoot music playing softly in background*
I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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