Can I Tell You A Secret?

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

that fun moment when you find out the lead singer of one of your favorite bands is racist and homophobic ✌✌✌

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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If you don't have an obsession with gerard way's teal hair then get the fuck out

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

I never thought that I would see this in the wild.

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.