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Me too, stories bitch.

Me at literally anything

me: *goes literal months without writing a single word*

also me: *publishes three chapters in the same day* hey sorry for disappearing, the next chapter comes whenever the gods decide to fuel my motivation, see you in four years I guess

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

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ITS THE

FINAL BRAIN CELL

*kazoo solo*

*hick voice* Welcome to Missouri. Where the only thing stronger than the heteronormative assholes is corn.

Five: What do we say when someone disagrees with us?

Vanya: That's homophobic

Five: Vanya no

[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]

Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]

[both look down and look up]

Grian: You’re not Mumbo

Cub: Nope

Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.

Grian: You sure?

Cub: We’re sure

Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now

Cub: I’m not paying

Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo

Mumbo: I’m not paying either!

Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want

Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me