Random things that are said at my school #4
---
"Here's my advice: Distract yourself. Watch some anime, listen to music, read. Do anything. If it's masturbating, masturbate. Go ahead."
---
"You need a hug. But not from me, because I'm socially awkward."
---
"How dark is this able to be?"
"As dark as you want."
"Nice."
---
"Trademark the stinky."
---
*whispers* "My feet are cold."
---
"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOT FETISH KAREN."
---
"THE GIRL SITTING IN FRONT OF ME SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING DORIAN DOWNS WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING OVER THE SEA TO SKYE AND SHE ALSO HIT ME WITH HER BOW AND SAID SHE DIDN'T AND THAT I PROBABLY DESERVED IT."
---
*kahoot music playing softly in background*
young man! ray toro deserves more love i said young man! his skills are far, far above i said young man! listen to his album just ap! pre! ci! ate! toro!
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
I never thought that I would see this in the wild.
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
If you don't have an obsession with gerard way's teal hair then get the fuck out
(x)
Cult
Mine is onomatopoeia :)
@pippip-cheerio @goddess-of-friskies @lukefuckingcastellan @simonsonian @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
Guys Sleeping Beauty was cancelled. *slightly disappointed jazz hands*
I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
118 posts