Random Things That Are Said At My School.
Random things that are said at my school.
"Rats can't eat souls."
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"What is a constraint?"
"Kinky."
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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."
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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."
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"Fuck you."
"Thank you, please do."
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"TRASHCANS."
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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."
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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."
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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."
"Can you Default Dance?"
"No."
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[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]
Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]
[both look down and look up]
Grian: You’re not Mumbo
Cub: Nope
Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.
Grian: You sure?
Cub: We’re sure
Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now
Cub: I’m not paying
Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo
Mumbo: I’m not paying either!
Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want
Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me
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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
Random things that are said at my school...
ORCHESTRA EDITION
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"DICKS OUT FOR PIANISSIMO"
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"Mezzoforte."
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"are cellos kinky? cause they have like the straps."
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"Why is there a cello bondage chair in the second violin section?"
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"stop being an edgy violin."
"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! YOU NEVER WILL! YOU'RE JUST A DUMB VIOLA!"
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"I think the basses are high."
"Seth's not."
"Yes I am."
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Alright that was the orchestra version of the absolute fucking nonsense that I distribute. Sorry for wasting your time.
THEY'RE BACK
BITCHES, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS BACK. THEY ARE BACK AND I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING INTERNALLY BECAUSE I JUST MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO GO TO A CONCERT AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.
So, I learned something about my mom recently. She says 'homosexual' as opposed to 'gay' and it always has me really confused. I made a gay joke the other day and she called be out saying 'enough with your homosexual humor' and then I asked why she never says gay. Turns out she thinks it's a super big insult.
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ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god
ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die
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