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Random things that are said at my school...

ORCHESTRA EDITION

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"DICKS OUT FOR PIANISSIMO"

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"Mezzoforte."

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"are cellos kinky? cause they have like the straps."

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"Why is there a cello bondage chair in the second violin section?"

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"stop being an edgy violin."

"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! YOU NEVER WILL! YOU'RE JUST A DUMB VIOLA!"

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"I think the basses are high."

"Seth's not."

"Yes I am."

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Alright that was the orchestra version of the absolute fucking nonsense that I distribute. Sorry for wasting your time.

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ALRIGHTY THEN so my people who like to watch Hermitcraft and Grian and Mumbo Jumbo and Iskall85 PAY ATTENTION. there is a person on YouTube who is stealing these videos. Their name is GJharlyn and so yeah. Spread the word please.

[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]

Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]

[both look down and look up]

Grian: You’re not Mumbo

Cub: Nope

Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.

Grian: You sure?

Cub: We’re sure

Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now

Cub: I’m not paying

Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo

Mumbo: I’m not paying either!

Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want

Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me

me: *goes literal months without writing a single word*

also me: *publishes three chapters in the same day* hey sorry for disappearing, the next chapter comes whenever the gods decide to fuel my motivation, see you in four years I guess

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

*hick voice* Welcome to Missouri. Where the only thing stronger than the heteronormative assholes is corn.