[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]
Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]
[both look down and look up]
Grian: You’re not Mumbo
Cub: Nope
Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.
Grian: You sure?
Cub: We’re sure
Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now
Cub: I’m not paying
Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo
Mumbo: I’m not paying either!
Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want
Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me
ROGER I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON MY BEST FRIEND BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT HELP
Bro,,this ain't a party,,,get off the dancefloor :/
tag the first mcr song you listened to post reunion mine was kill all your friends
The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall
proving a point to my entire family
Random things that are said at my school...
ORCHESTRA EDITION
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"DICKS OUT FOR PIANISSIMO"
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"Mezzoforte."
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"are cellos kinky? cause they have like the straps."
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"Why is there a cello bondage chair in the second violin section?"
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"stop being an edgy violin."
"NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! YOU NEVER WILL! YOU'RE JUST A DUMB VIOLA!"
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"I think the basses are high."
"Seth's not."
"Yes I am."
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Alright that was the orchestra version of the absolute fucking nonsense that I distribute. Sorry for wasting your time.
Me too, stories bitch.
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I like space and gay stuff and pretty people and bands and memes so hit me up if you have anything you think is cool. my original content is a waste of time, so good luck finding anything worthwhile.
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