Reblog This If You Are Literally Suprised When People Find You Attractive.

Just as you found this post, may you find money flowing effortlessly into your life from henceforward.

Blessed are you who read this. Manifest the receiving an abundance of money now. As the universe has been good to you, be good to another. Bless a friend and bless a stranger.

Reblog to cast and pass the blessing!

Blanca Bitchcraft

Random things that are said at my school #2

"You're not my mom Oprah."

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"With three hundred dollars we could buy Hot Topic."

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"That's not a VSCO girl, that's a VSCO thot."

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"What is something questionable?"

"MY SEXUALITY."

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"Grrrrratitude is rrrrrrichess."

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"I'M A RACCOON!"

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"Who buys seven pounds of dried figs?"

"Fig Fetish Claire."

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"I'm not okay."

"SING IT!"

"I do not wish to."

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*screeches*

"UUUUWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUU"

"I hear a furry's mating call."

Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do

Credit: @pet_foolery

Fear Madame Zeroni, bitches.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

It’S FuCkiNG aUTumN

reblog if you think boys can wear dresses

proving a point to my entire family

Bro,,this ain't a party,,,get off the dancefloor :/