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Is five meeting Dolores' family? Sorry couldn't find the comment button.

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 - First Look 

All of the replies have me dying.

So, I learned something about my mom recently. She says 'homosexual' as opposed to 'gay' and it always has me really confused. I made a gay joke the other day and she called be out saying 'enough with your homosexual humor' and then I asked why she never says gay. Turns out she thinks it's a super big insult.

Wack dream I had last night.

Last night, I had this really weird dream about world war three, but it was like after the war, and it was America versus France for the rights to Disney. America won and there was a giant party thing with like twelve different my chemical romances playing and it was wack and I sadly woke up.

All! 👏 Your! 👏 Ships! 👏 Are! 👏 Valid! 👏 Even if someone doesn’t like the ship! Because everyone has different opinions and that’s a ok! 

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Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."