Me: *goes Literal Months Without Writing A Single Word*

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

Me too, stories bitch.

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Random things that are said at my school #3

"Ew. Tastes like heterosexuality."

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"StOp Or I'll GrOpE yOuR tOeS."

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"Quadratic functions."

"SAME THOUGH."

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"Who wants to take hand sanitizer shots?"

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"Calling SpongeBob at three am..... GONE SEXUAL!"

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Yes I know nobody reads these but I still will post them so fight me.

Fam so I went to the mall today with my mom because fuck you if you're questioning me on that and we walked by Hot Topic and I saw the Return poster in the window and nearly choked on the licorice I was eating and started crying when we got to the car and my mom was confused.

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